Pentax Espio 160

Trying so so so hard not to make that joke. Just look at this monster.

But really, this camera is a total pleasure to use, with a massive zoom range, and really satisfying operation. The flash popping out will put a smile on your face every time. 

Features:

• 38-160mm f4.5-f12 Zoom lens
  
• Built in flash with manual and auto modes
• Self timer
• Multiple shooting modes
• Requires 1x CR123A battery.